I did not eat the crotch out of Mom's pants in the clothes hamper.
It's the pants-crotch-eating-attack-rabbits! I must continue on my mission to protect the house from them!
I do wonder how Mom made it all the way to work wearing said pants, butt waving in the breeze, and halfway through a meeting before she noticed. She pulled the pants from the clean laundry hamper this morning and went about her merry way, without a care in the world. I tried to give her a look, but then again, I give her a LOT of looks.
Perhaps Mom has some serious self-reflection to do. IF I wore pants (biggest IF ever) - I'm fairly certain I'd notice if vital parts of my pants were missing BEFORE I got all the way to work. I'm just saying.
Woo.
Anywoo, I shall continue to search for the mischevious rabbits. If Mom can't save herself from her pants, then it's clearly up to me.
Mars Bar
11 comments:
Hey Mars Bar: Maybe OSWALD snuck into your house and did it! Really. We ALL know YOU can do no wrong. Well, OK ... I know you can do no wrong. Ha roo roo roo!
Play bows,
Zim
Oh my dogness - Mom laughed and laughed at this one! Surely your Mom's coworkers know she lives with 2 Siberians. That will explain everything. Our Mom's coworkers understand that we're not just "any" dogs and that we're capable of SO much mischief - except in your case of course. It was those darn rabbits! You better do something about them Marls.
ECHO
I sooo thank woo two for khontinuing to make me look like an angel -
Last week when MY Primo Pad arrived, my mom tell her mom - aka my doggy nanny - THAT'S what those two khuties ate whilst their mom was in the shower!
Keep up the good work fellas!
Wags and Wuv,
Khyra
PeeEss - I'm with woo wonderning how she even made it out of the bedroom let alone the house - was she hitting the AGJ before her shower? I mean Tubie's mom's shirt being on inside out was NOTHING khompared to this!
No way did you do this! No way! Have you contacted Meeshka, Attorney at Claw yet?
These are undoubtedly false accusations!
It's terrible that your human has accused you both of this! How awful! But then, you saw what my human mom did to me, and how she photographed it and put it on my blog!
Can we see a photo of the pants?
I would surely like to see your mom's explanation to that one. What a HULA worthy manuever by that nasty rabbit....maybe it was Ziggy.
Woo woo, Kelsey Ann
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Nice trick. I wanna go try it out right now.
Woooo,
Togo
Indy - regrettably, Mom threw away the pants when she shamefully was changing in the Target bathroom. She wasn't thinking clearly! She sure wishes she had them now!
Marley, I'm sure you didn't do it. Your mom probably wanted some new pants and your dad thinks she has enough clothes and so she decided to rip out the butt of her pants and make up some elaborate story about you chewing her pants up. She did take it a bit far by actually wearing the pants somewhere, but I guess she wanted to make sure your dad believed her. The least she could have done is blame Ziggy.
Kat
BTW:
Which one woo dressed her on Tuesday?
Wuv,
Khyra
Hawoo, Hawoo, ask yur mommy if this is another case fur Sheriff Cosmos to tackle! I already have Black Bart Juneau (see my bloggie) in jail. Didn't yur mommy feel a slight draft on her person on the way to work to kinda give her an idea that her pants were not all there?!?!
-Sheriff Cosmos at her service-
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