Wednesday, March 26, 2008

How to take a Siberian Picture

#1 - Always look away! (Unless you're a suckup baby like Ziggy)

#2 - Then look the other way!! And tell your brother to make a stupid face!

#3 - Only agree to the pose if there are treats involved. BRIBERY IS OK! But don't tell your Mom to put on the red-eye flash!


Thursday, March 20, 2008

Easter bunny = devil bunny

As everypup may know, I work my hardest to keep evil bunnies from destroying my yard and going after the Ziggy. (Obviously, he is defenseless.) So, you can understand my confusion when Mom started talking about the EASTER BUNNY coming to our house...and BRINGING CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know what I did to make Mom so mad that she would allow a giant rabbit into the house with deceivingly delicious puppy poison. Has anypuppy else heard of this horrible tradition?! I am very concerned!
I went to talk to Dad about it because I thought he might be able to help me:

Hey Dad, is a big bunny with chocolate really coming into the house??

But then, Mom came in, so we all played dead:

Everybody down!!!
Well, everybody but Ziggy, but that's because he's stupid:
Get down, little dude!!!!
I think she overheard our conversation. Hopefully she will realize that I am super serious when it comes to bunny issues!!

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Bad Mom

Mom has not allowed me on the computer. Something about the "new desk" and me "eating wires". Whatever! Totally unacceptable.

I will get new pics to you over the weekend. Right now, I have hacked into the vet's computer to write this message. I am here for my twice a year comp physical. There are SO MANY PUPS here!! WOO!!


Sunday, March 2, 2008

Sunday Errands

Today has been a very busy day, everypuppy!

There has been lots of outside playtime, since the sun is TAKING AWAY MY's stupid 50 degrees today! In protest, I have begun to blow my coat. Mom groomed me yesterday...and I started to have some regrets, so I ATE the bag with my hair in it. I thought she was done with it...but she saw the living room rug today:

I tried to tell her that it wasn't me, but she didn't believe me!

So, she broke out the evil brush...and I tried to run before she even got the first stroke in....but she STILL GOT MY FLUFF!

Well...that was it. Ziggy was hiding under the side table, so I decided to join him:

...but I think I left behind some evidence that the fluff culprit is actually me. Oh well. I'll just stay here for the rest of today!