Snow Snow Snow Snow

6 more inches of the fluffy white stuff over the next 18 hours!

Woo woo woo, I love the snow, woo woo woo!!!

My "snow nose" - much like Steve's!

Snowily yours,

Mars

Ziggy eats a lot, without moderation

So....yesterday, Loki - the cabinet-opener of our family - decided to open the treat cabinet in an effort to put an end to Ziggy. Ziggy, the growing pup that he is, really likes food. I mean REALLY likes food. A lot. So...while Dad was at work in the morning...and Mom was too...Ziggy went berserk in the treat cabinet and ate a bag of Eukanuba sample food, a bag of lamb supplements, my left-over prescription food from when I had my UTI, a box of Kong stuffin's (NOT the ones that say "Ziggies", either!!) and a bandanna. Ziggy subsequently blew up to over twice his normal size. Admittedly, he was actually larger than I was in his midsection. Lots of horka horka and messy poops ensued...and Ziggy had to go to the doctor's office. There, he sprayed poops on a greyhound, a 6 week old boxer pup and a collie mix with a REALLY creepy owner. They treated him for hours, and he's starting to shrink again, FINALLY. Mom was super worried about him, and so was Dad. Thanks to everyone who had their paws crossed for our Little Man.

Here are some pics of Z-man, before he consumed his body weight in food and treats:

I can fit under collapsible tables!

I like to eat snow, because my big brother does, and he's SO KHOOOOOL!!!

Later, I will post pics that Mom took of Ziggy after he gorged himself.

Woo!

Marls

I am quite the chef

Mom is really sick today - she was up all night hardly able to breathe. She's resting and taking lots of NyQuil today, and I thought I'd make her a nice lunch. So, I took out the pots and pans, and made some pasta.


I wanted to make sure that nothing went wrong, so I sat and waited for the water to boil:

Then Mom said, "Marley, a watched pot never boils..."

And I told her to go sit down and rest - I'd take care of it! And Ziggy was going to help, too!

But THEN she said "...and a watched Puppy never spoils."

And I completely ignored her, because I'm an independent big boy who does NOT need to be watched!

Woo,

Marls

My new label!

Did everyone see the A04's Blog?

Check out my new album - WOO!!

Illusions!

Many puppies are saying how big Ziggy is getting.

While I can and will openly admit that Ziggy is a lot bigger than the 4 pound lint ball that he USED to be, rest assure he is NOT anywhere near as large and fluffy as I am. It is actually an illusion, supported by my Mom's poor camera skills.

Example 1:

Here, it may appear to you that Ziggy is the same size as me, but this is not the truth! There is approximately 25 feet between the two of us. Ziggy is a whiny baby who doesn't like to explore as much as I do, so he stays by Mom outside. He also listens to what she says, and comes when she asks him to. What a horrible Sibe!

Example 2:

You will see that, in the background, I am resting peacefully as Aunt Erica tries in vain to catch up to Mom's super awesomeness on Wii tennis. I am so big and superior that I actually need the entire chaise lounge to myself. Again, you will find Ziggy on TOP of Mom, pretending that his head is the size of my ENTIRE BODY. Do not be fooled everypup! This is merely another optical illusion!

Now you can all sleep without a care in the world!

Woo,

Marls

It is FA-REE-ZING

Everypup, the windchill is currently 15 below. I actually do not like this. I don't even want to poop outside! I tried to poop in the living room, and Dad screamed "NONONONONOMARLEYNONONONO OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!"




Hey buddy, if you want to poop outside, be my guest. But I am NOT. Nope. I'm a people too. I get to poop where I wanna.

Also, Ziggy is gaining on me. Uh oh!

Woo,

Marls

Play dead!

Loki was watching from her secret spy spot....


...but I knew it all along.

So, I played dead:


...all evening...

NOT MOVING! I am so talented!

OK, fine, I was just really tired, and Loki's a weird spy-cat, but still!!

I spend all day being HAPPY - sometimes a pup needs some rest from all the excitement!

WOO - have a marvelous day! And KHONGRATS to Tubey for winning the Michigan primary!! Ziggy and I were very excited to hear of his vikhtory!

Marls

I didn't do it

I swear, I didn't.

I did not eat the crotch out of Mom's pants in the clothes hamper.

It's the pants-crotch-eating-attack-rabbits! I must continue on my mission to protect the house from them!

I do wonder how Mom made it all the way to work wearing said pants, butt waving in the breeze, and halfway through a meeting before she noticed. She pulled the pants from the clean laundry hamper this morning and went about her merry way, without a care in the world. I tried to give her a look, but then again, I give her a LOT of looks.

Perhaps Mom has some serious self-reflection to do. IF I wore pants (biggest IF ever) - I'm fairly certain I'd notice if vital parts of my pants were missing BEFORE I got all the way to work. I'm just saying.

Woo.

Anywoo, I shall continue to search for the mischevious rabbits. If Mom can't save herself from her pants, then it's clearly up to me.

Mars Bar

Beware the Zigmund

I can't help but to have noticed an alarming trend with everypuppy, using words like "cute" and "adorable" when describing my little brother.

While I understand that it has been firmly established that I am the khutest by far...you must inform yourselves of the true nature of the Ziggy.

To start, here is Ziggy trying to plot against me while I am being adorable and looking the other way. Luckily, my Mom knows better than to fall for his tricks:

If that evidence was not enough for you, take another look...he's super devious:

Ziggy telling my Mom that he's the cutest, and that I shouldn't be allowed to have any toys!

Then, of course, came his butt-in-the-face sneak attack while I was sleeping:

SEE?? You should all be ashamed of yourselves! I can't even look at you...

Be informed. And have a great week!

Mars

P.S. Ok...so maybe I'll give you ONE photo of my cuteness...it is not in my nature to deprive everypuppy of happiness...

Rant!

1 - NO ZIGGIES ALLOWED ON MY BLOG!!!!

2 - How come Mom gets to drink the Adult Grape Juice, but she won't even let me try it? It makes her so happy! Doesn't she want me to be happy??


3 - It is going to be 45 degrees today. BOOOOOO.


4 - I want to eat out of the khatbox and Mom won't let me. Stupid!!



On the plus side of things....Tubey is banning joyless and rude people! Yay Tubey!


Here is a pikhture of my khuteness at Grandma's house on Khristmas:

My Sibernutter buds already khnow, but for those who don't, I did awesome job of giving the humans a heart attakhk on Khristmas. Grandma Fran's neighborhood does NOT have fences, and when Mom pulled into the driveway, I got REALLY excited! She opened the door to get out, and I FLEW from the bakhk seat, OUT the driver's side door, and tookh off into the night. Mom says that all she khould see was my fuzzy butt disappearing into nowhere. After hours of searching, calling the police and khrying, Mom and Dad went inside. Dad went out again, and I decided to khome bakhk. I had never been in that neighborhood before, but I khnew what was up! THEN, I decided to take a tour of OUR neighborhood last week!! I've seen it on walkhies, but I never get to sniff other people's yards. Apparently, the humans did not like that either. Whatever!

Here is me, being handsome in the snow:

And here is me, being way bigger than Ziggy. He's never going to be bigger than me, no matter what Mom and Dad say:


Have a great day!!
Marls

TAKEOVER!

Woooo puppies...it's me...ZIGGY!

Marley logged onto his blog and then ran off with all of my toys, so I am hijacking it for a day!!

He seems to like posting pictures of himself sooooo much....and he DOESN'T like posting any of me...which just isn't fair to any of you, so here we go. Here are a few snaps of me, doing the things that I do best:

I am a sleepy cute dognut.

I like to hide behind my parents!

I am still figuring this snow thing out...

...and sleeping on human heads is the BEST!!

I'll post ONE of my big stupid brother just to get him off my back:

Marley, being the big mama's boy that he is...when he's not busy running away.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYPUPPY!!!!

Ziggy Smalls

I'm here, I'm here!

Ha woo, everypup - just an FYI - I am HERE, and we have TONS of new pawsome pics to share, but Mom has been too mean and hasn't let me use the computer. Rude.

I will update tonight, hopefully. I have many holiday adventures to share. Ones that my Mom REALLY appreciates.

Woo!
Marls