2008 is a year of decisions - just ask Tubey! In celebration of this fact, I made a couple of decisions this week.
Mom and Dad watched their wedding video on Wednesday. They laughed and had a great time while watching themselves laughing and having a good time on TV. It was all pretty stupid for many reasons, but most of all, it was stupid because I WAS NOT INVITED TO MY OWN PARENTS' WEDDING! Ziggy got crabby about it too, but I told him to be quiet, because he wasn't even BORN yet, so it doesn't even count for him! I pouted a whole bunch, then went to sleep.
Then, yesterday was my Mom's birthday. She didn't even spend it with us pups...she went to that stupid work place! And THEN she went out to dinner with Dad and Grandma (Mom's Mom) and Grandpa (Dad's Dad). TO GET STEAK! Did she bring me any steak? No! Did she invite me along? NO!
So, while Ziggy and I were sitting, bored and neglected, at home, we noticed that my girlfriend Lexi was on the loose in the neighborhood. Lexi's Mom and Dad don't put her on a leash...and they don't have a fenced in yard. Lexi runs amuck in the neighborhood creating chaos, and I am REALLY jealous. I asked Mom why she won't let Ziggy and me do the same thing, and she said something about "getting hit by a car" and "becoming a hood ornament". Whatever, Mom. I yelled out the window to Lexi to come and let me out, when I noticed that my Mom and Dad had left just enough room for me to punch out the screen an escape to freedom. That is when I made the decision to take a running leap into the window screen, over and over, until I too could run free like Lexi!
I yelled and yelled..."Lexi, here I come! Wait for me!" Lexi came up and encouraged me, right underneath the window! I got most of the screen out, when Lexi's parents came to get her. They called Mom and Dad, and Mom and Dad told them to go ahead and close the windows, and put the screen back. WHAT!? SO CLOSE!
I then decided to pout under the table for the rest of the night.
Ziggy decided to poop on the floor because he was still so excited.
Mom and Dad were not too happy when they got home. Now, all of our windows are closed completely. Blah!
Have a happy weekend!
Woo,
Marls
P.S. I have taken on a new job - I am a "Woo Hat" on nights and weekends. Check it out!