Yeah, that's right! I sit and smile and act nicely for the stupid pictures that they want to take, AND for my dinner. There were even juicy burgers on the grill when Mom and Dad took this picture, but did I go for them? NOOOO. I sat and looked adorable and settled for my own food.
To make things worse, I EVEN lower myself to do this:
Everypup knows what THAT is, right? Yes, that is SHAKE. I shake paw and be nice on command. And what do I get? No computer. No bloggy friends. I even hear that Mom and Dad, when they get married next Friday, will be LEAVING ME HERE FOR A WEEK WHILE THEY GO TO MEXICO! THAT IS SO RUDE!So, I'm just going to pout. Feel free to tell my Mom how stupid she is (ahem, Tubey).
Sad and annoyed licks,
Marls
PUPDATE!!!!!!: I KILLED A BIRDIE IN MID-AIR! Well, I caught him in mid-air and threw him around like my stuffies, and then Dad pulled me away, and the birdie was still alive but in a lot of pain, so Dad had to help him go. Then Mom cried and Dad needed a beer. I don't know what their problem is, I'm super proud of myself.
14 comments:
A whole week??? Who will be taking care of you? While they are in Mexico, maybe they can stop and say Hi to Lorenza!
And yes, your humans are stupid. Aren't they all?!
Holly
They say that "absence makes the heart grow fonder". Just think of all the love and attention you'll get when they come back from their awesome honeymoon in Mexico. You'll probably even have a halo over your head they'll be so excited to see you. So....don't worry Marls, I think you'll win out in the end. :)
ATTENTION HUMANS! YOU ARE STUPID! HERE IS A FEW REASONS WHY!
1. You're leaving Marley behind!
2. You're going someplace hot!
3. You're ignoring Marley's cuteness!
That's all...for now!!!
Clearly you need to deal with this very serious issue. The humans, yet again, are being stupid. Sigh.
There must be a sofa that needs eating, or something expensive you can toss on the floor and break. That should explain things to them.
Holly: My aunt Erica is staying with me at my house, which is fine, but she's bringing her doggie, who is more like a chew toy to me, so who knows what will happen.
Amici: I sure will miss them, that's the truth! What's a honeymoon? Are you telling me that my parents are going to Mexico to eat honey and look at a moon? That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!
Turbo: YES! YOU TELL THEM!
Sasha: Do you think that eating Mom's wedding dress is going too far? It's so sparkly....
Marley: This is serious! But don't worry - I think Amici is right. They are going to miss you SO much, they're going to go overboard on the "let's make MarsBar happy" when they get home. Trust me. And at least your aunt is staying with you - that'll be cool! Wrap her around your dew-claw! Convince her you should be pampered and spoilied! Give her the "oh, I miss my mommy & daddy" look! Lay it on thick, pal! You can do it!
Tail wags,
Storm
Woo Marley. It appears as if your humans simply don't appreciate your Siberianness. Perhaps you should consider barfing in their suitcase.
ECHO
Stormy, I sure hope you're right. I think I will milk all the love and affection possible out of my aunt. And make the saddest faces when Mom and Dad leave. So that they'll be miserable on their trip, knowing that they left their MarsBar at home.
Echo, you are a genius. I have been practicing my barfing lately, but I've kept it to the couch. I'll make sure the suitcase is PACKED then barf in it!
Yes, Marley, we've been missing you! At least we got this small dose of your handsome looks. Try to have fun while your parents are gone. Then act like you didn't miss them. That will show them!
Steve and Kat
Congrats on the bird!!!
Wow, catching a bird! wow! Don't worry Marley, they will miss you so very much that they will spoil you greatly when they return. And we agree about turning on the charm for Auntie - she won't know the difference!
Guinness says that when General was an only dog, his mom & dad took them to their outside wedding and took him on their honeymoon with them!
they hiked in Shanendoa (sp?) for a week! General almost stuck his nose up a huge porcupine's butt and almost ate a snake on that trip.
Oh Marley, you are too much! A birdie in mid air. My dad will be so proud when I tell him about this.
And you do the shake paw thing. Missy does that. Oh no, now I'm really gonna have to learn that too?
I hope you get to the computer with their plastic card while they are in mexico. That will show them.
Husky Hugs. MayaMarie
Cool job catching a bird! I have done that a few times too. I am so proud of myself that I have brought them in the doggie door to present them to mom! She was disgusted. Especially when are still flopping around. She cries when I do this too. I don't see the problem. She should be praising me for my talent!
Holly
That IS rude of your humans! Don't they know how important your blog is?
Hey, congrats on the bird! Sorry your humans took him away from you!
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