Sunday, September 16, 2007
It started off great...woke up early after sleeping in the human bed (yay!)...went outside to potty, came in and played with squeekies, had some breakfast (with bananas - THANKS HOLLY!!)...all great stuff for a Sunday!
But then, it happened.
Mom took me for big walkies, and we went to Viking Park, as usual. We passed Roxy the Sibe's house on the way. Roxy was outside with her parents, and I was SO EXCITED! Mom and Roxy's parents decided that we could play a little bit on leash, so they brought us together, and then it happened....Roxy ATE my face!!!! LOOK:
I was so surprised that I cried a little bit and backed away. Roxy's Mom and Dad were really upset. I guess as Roxy is getting more mature (she's a dignified 11 year old lady!), she gets a bit jealous when other pups get attention around her, so she took it out on me. I guess Roxy and I won't be friends anymore - it's really sad! And my snout HURTS!!
So, Mom and I finished our walkies, then came home. Mom cleaned my wound so it wouldn't get infected and gave me some ice cubes to chew on (I love ice cubes!!) I was still pretty upset, so I decided to take advantage of the situation and sit on the top of the couch like a cat:
Then I got sick of being sad and attacked Mom with smiles and kisses (notice Dad in the background watching football...AGAIN):
By the way, pups - did you notice my new Lupine collar? I love it - it's a fall pattern! I love fall, and so does Mom!
We're off to PetSmart now to get some new toys - I guess this day isn't THAT bad, after all!
Thursday, September 13, 2007
This morning, I did something awesome. I Destroyed Expensive Human Property.
Oh, this was a doozy.
Mom let me out to go potty at 6 am, then had the audacity to jump in the shower in the meantime - WITHOUT FEEDING ME FIRST. WHAT!!!! I punished her as I saw fit, digging a massive hole in the *very* muddy ground. Then, when she came to feed me in her fresh work clothes, I went to give her a "two paws up!" greeting, right on her stomach! Unfortunately, she saw me coming, and closed the door before I could get to her. I left my signature on the door instead. She yelled something to Dad that sounded a lot like "KEVINGETOVERHERETHEMARSHASMUDALLOVERHIMANDI'MLATEFORWORKYOUGOTTACLEANHIMUP!!!"
And she left.
Did Dad come right away?
He waited...half an hour.
So....I ate his Brand New Grill.
His Brand New, Never Used, Very Expensive Grill. I actually just yanked the cover off of it and chewed through a wire, but that still renders it unuseable.
Dad is pretty upset with me. I say it's sufficient punishment for gross negligence. We'll see if I'm ever ignored for that long again!!!!!
Sunday, September 9, 2007
"Mom...come take me on big walkies!! My cuteness is too much to resist!"
Friday, September 7, 2007
Well, everypup, so many pups have played name tag, I thought I'd join in the fun...especially since my home computer is out of commission right now. I popped by Mom's work on her lunch break for this (hehe)...
What is your name? Marley
4 letter word: MORE!
Vehicle: Mercury Montego
TV Show: Modern Marvels
Boy Name: Michael
Girl Name: Molly
Alcoholic Drink: Martini
Occupation: Marketing Manager
Something you wear: Moccasins
Celebrity: Marilyn Monroe
Food: Mashed potatos!
Something found in a bathroom: Mirror
Reason for being late: Morning sickness
Cartoon Character: Mickey Mouse
Something You Shout: MOVE!!!!That was fun!!
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Mom looks SO CREEPY, especially in her crazy leopard pring pajamas! Ha roo!
Licks n love,
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