Ha woo, everypup! Happy Tuesday! I am going buggy with excitement - the cicadas should be here any day now! Every other suburb of Chicago has been infested, so woos truly is patiently waiting...
I know I promised some pool pics, which I'll definitely get up soon, but today I feel compelled to share my love of destruction. Right now, I am in full blown destruction mode, mostly because I'm teething, and TEETHING STINKS. My humans tell me that I'm nearing the end, but I don't believe it. They ALWAYS hurt, and I ALWAYS want to chew on something...someone...ANYTHING, ANYBODY! Luckily I have my bully sticks, cuzes, kongs and nylabones...as well as my beloved duckie and sheep...but that isn't enough to quench my desire to eat everything. Over the last week, I even managed to eat my water bowl. I am super duper proud of that. I am not as interested in treats, though. Mom just bought me some all-natural cheddar and bacon treats...and no, too much work and not enough pressure on my poor teeth. Here I am staring at one before I shot it under the gate and into a cat. ~>
Anyhow, everything (except treats!) is fair game, including my tail. I do not know why it keeps following me everywhere I go. When I want to be alone, there it is, just waving behind me obnoxiously. It doesn't even listen to me when I catch it! I have decided to put much focus on capturing my tail and destroying it, as I'm running out of other things to destroy. Have any other pups been bothered by their tails following them all over the place like shadows? Did you destroy your tails? My humans tell me that I really shouldn't try to destroy it, and that it will never go away, but I do not believe them.
Happy (not!) tails,