CALLING ALL PUPS!
If you see these cats - DO NOT TRUST THEM:
Bones, a.k.a. "The Blade", a.k.a. "Shredder"
Hobbies: eating paper products, hiding deviously under things, giving scary looks, trying to steal human laps from Huskies
Hideouts: Her Cat Condo, underneath the kitchen table, on the kitchen table, on the kitchen chairs, on a human lap
Loki, a.k.a. "The Dufus", a.k.a. "Madam Talksalot"
Hobbies: Interfering with Husky business, jumping off of the refrigerator, talking incessantly
Hangouts: On top of the couch, on top of the fridge, on top of the cabinets...really anywhere she can be on top of something
(My apologies to Miss Tia in advance - we know you're on the right side of this war!)
Loki and Bones, who previously have acted as our allies, have shown their true colors! Ziggy innocently was tackling Loki (who follows us EVERYWHERE) to give her kisses, and I came to help. Lo and behold, Secret Agent Bones comes out of NOWHERE and swipes at both Ziggy and myself! I believe that Bones was under the impression that we were trying to get secret C(un)IA information out of Loki...and that Loki was about to give it up!
DO NOT TRUST THESE FELINES!!
This is serious business!!
WOO.
Marley