I am awesome.

Listen to this, pups...

This morning, I did something awesome. I Destroyed Expensive Human Property.

Oh, this was a doozy.

Mom let me out to go potty at 6 am, then had the audacity to jump in the shower in the meantime - WITHOUT FEEDING ME FIRST. WHAT!!!! I punished her as I saw fit, digging a massive hole in the *very* muddy ground. Then, when she came to feed me in her fresh work clothes, I went to give her a "two paws up!" greeting, right on her stomach! Unfortunately, she saw me coming, and closed the door before I could get to her. I left my signature on the door instead. She yelled something to Dad that sounded a lot like "KEVINGETOVERHERETHEMARSHASMUDALLOVERHIMANDI'MLATEFORWORKYOUGOTTACLEANHIMUP!!!"

And she left.

Did Dad come right away?

No.

He waited...half an hour.

So....I ate his Brand New Grill.

His Brand New, Never Used, Very Expensive Grill. I actually just yanked the cover off of it and chewed through a wire, but that still renders it unuseable.

Dad is pretty upset with me. I say it's sufficient punishment for gross negligence. We'll see if I'm ever ignored for that long again!!!!!

Proudly yours,
Mars Bar

Football Sunday and other boring biped things

Hawoo, everypup!

Today is the first offical Sunday of football season, and I think it's dumb. Dad sits and watches that stupid box all day long, which I find to be annoying. How can he even tell what is happening? I got sick of not getting all the attention, so I started moping about again, hoping to get some biped attention. It was beWOOtiful outside today, and I really don't understand why humans would want to sit INSIDE to watch other humans play OUTSIDE. That doesn't make sense. I will tell you that I like football because the whole point is to grab the ball and keep it away from the other people, then run AWAY. If humans love football so much, why do they want ME to fetch? They should call it SIBEball!

Anywoo, Dad kept watching his stupid TV, so I went up to Mom and asked her why she was watching the evil TV when she could be playing with cute and (sorta) fluffy me...

"Mom...come take me on big walkies!! My cuteness is too much to resist!"

Mom, Dad and I ended up going to another biped couple's house, and they have a big English Lab named Miller. Miller and I like eachother a lot, unless there are bones involved. Then Miller doesn't want to share, and I get mad.

The friends also have a miniature biped, who is a little less than twice my age...15 months! She is lots of fun! Apparently, there will be a little biped moving into OUR house in 7 months (hence the "morning sickness" in my last post). Mom and Dad weren't expecting the miniature biped to move in so soon, but they said something about their eating honey and looking at the moon trip, so I think they bought one there. Who knows.

Anywoo, have a good night, everypup!

Licks,

Marls

Name Tag!

Well, everypup, so many pups have played name tag, I thought I'd join in the fun...especially since my home computer is out of commission right now. I popped by Mom's work on her lunch break for this (hehe)...

What is your name? Marley

4 letter word: MORE!

Vehicle: Mercury Montego

TV Show: Modern Marvels

City: Montreal

Boy Name: Michael

Girl Name: Molly

Alcoholic Drink: Martini

Occupation: Marketing Manager

Something you wear: Moccasins

Celebrity: Marilyn Monroe

Food: Mashed potatos!

Something found in a bathroom: Mirror

Reason for being late: Morning sickness

Cartoon Character: Mickey Mouse

Something You Shout: MOVE!!!!

That was fun!!

Licks,
Marls

Ruh Roh

For everypup who has wondered where I've been, I'm very sorry! Our house is totally crazy right now...get a load of this...

We had lots of gross flooding - look at this:

Isn't that yucky? Actually, this picture is from a couple of years ago, but it's essentially the same. This road is less than a block from our house. Because of all the flooding, we found out that we have a big crack in the foundation...and the dry wall in the basement had molded all around. SO, Dad, Grandpa and Cousin Derrick had to demolish the basement, rip out the bathroom...pups, this means that everything in the house needs to be rewired as well. How about that?! Unfortunately, my computer access has been directly compromised by this mess. I am not amused. Nor do I like those gross mosquitos that have suddenly popped up everywhere. I don't even want to go potty at night now! It's HORRIBLE!

Mom and Dad have some news...we'll save that for another post. I hope things get back to normal, soon. Something tells me Mom does to.

I will leave you with a picture of me being super cute as a little pup:

Mom looks SO CREEPY, especially in her crazy leopard pring pajamas! Ha roo!

Licks n love,

Mars Bar

I LOVE YOGURT!

My Mom felt guilty when she came home (obvs), so she gave me one of my favorite treats...YOGURT! Unfortunately her flash is broken (please tell her to get a new stupid camera!!!!), but here are some pics of me enjoying yogurt next to their luggage:

And here's a picture of my parents' honeymoon place, though I don't see any honey NOR do I see a moon. Whatever! The hurricane is about to hit it directly, so as sad as they were to leave, they're happy to be safely at home:

Talk to you later, pups!

Marls

5 questions from Sooky

Since I'm catching up and stuff, I thought I'd start with Sooky's 5 questions...here we go!

1. Where is your favorite place to sleep?
On Mom and Dad's bed, or by the bedroom door, on the cool cool floor.

2. Is there a specific trick your humans make you to do get treat?
Sit and shake. But that's because I don't wanna learn anything else. If I want a treat, I do sit/shake on my own, and my parents just eat it up!

3. If you could spend an entire day doing anything at all, with anyone, what would you do, and with whom?
I'd spend it with Mom and Dad, and my girlfriend Lexi, doing big walkies to Viking Park, then playing in the pool and snagging burgers and hot dogs from the grill!

4. What is your favorite toy?
Well, it was duckie, but I killed him, and then it was froggie, but I killed him too. I don't care much for Kongs, but I do love my frisbees!

5. If you could change one thing in your life, what would you change?
It would be to have a brother or a sister, who AREN'T stupid cats. My Mom said that might happen in a year, so I'm crossing my paws!

I'm still catching up on things, so I don't know who has done this survey and I don't want to re-tag anypup. Mom says thank dog it's Friday! Tomorrow morning is our big walkies marathon morning, like every Saturday. I am super excited!

Licks,
Marls

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAACK

I'm back! I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!

My parents came home and they love me again and NOW I'M BACK!!! They have their eating honey and looking at the moon pictures on their camera and do not have room for new pictures of ME just yet, so I had to recycle, but you can see how happy I am!

If you want to see my parents and their wedding (that I wasn't invited to, I must remind you), go here:

Go to www.studiow.com

Click on "order online"

Click on weddings

McCann-Pettersen

password is "kevin"

I don't know why you'd want to, though. There's no fluffiness in those stupid pictues.

Woo!

Marls