Thursday, July 31, 2008
Monday, July 28, 2008
Ziggy is eating it up, being a big cheeseball and whatnot. Boring! What he doesn't understand is that their new nickname for him, "Piggy", is actually a HUGE insult, as I have learned the following about pigs:
1 - They hang out in poop (like baby Ziggy)
2 - They are not at all fluffy
3 - People eat them
HA! Ziggy is so clueless sometimes!
For those who have common sense, here are some pictures that actually qualify as "cute":
...you are welcome.
Here is a picture that Mom tried to take of her belly, but really you get a great shot of her armpit (ew) and double chin from scrunching her face up. This is a case where fluffiness would really benefit her:
When she looked at the picture, she took another one of her face to make sure she still had a neck:
Thankfully, she did.
Here's a picture of my Dad at a wedding, where he was a groomsman. One of the guests brought moonshine (yes, moonshine). Apparently this made Dad think he could fly or something:
I am glad that I was not there to be totally embarassed by him. Mom, on the other hand, was witness to it, and captured it on camera for all posterity.
Finally, here are Ziggy and I working together to break through and get some info from Loki the Snitch. **
Um, yeah....moving on...
That's about it. The parents have been super busy lately. Mom says that she just wants to sleep for a couple of days. That sounds really boring.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Thursday, July 3, 2008
I was wooing to my friend Tubey a while back, and we were discussing the stupidity of humans, which led to talk of the biped that Mom is growing in her stomach. I sincerely hope that this mini-biped will not be as stupid as most other humans appear to be, and I really am starting to feel pretty good about it. How could anything go wrong with Ziggy and myself in charge? Chances are, little Dylan will be the SMARTEST biped there ever was! It sure helps to have our future president on my side, too!
I started to discuss what the little biped was going to look like, based on family traits. Blue eyes, light hair, stunning facial features...all the good stuff. I asked him if his talented human would possibly be willing to create a portrait of what the little biped will look like based on my description, and she agreed!! I think Tubey's human did a pawesome job - this child will be a STUNNER:
I gotta say - I'm pretty excited about this!
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
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