Snow Snow Snow Snow

6 more inches of the fluffy white stuff over the next 18 hours!

Woo woo woo, I love the snow, woo woo woo!!!

My "snow nose" - much like Steve's!

Snowily yours,

Mars

Ziggy eats a lot, without moderation

So....yesterday, Loki - the cabinet-opener of our family - decided to open the treat cabinet in an effort to put an end to Ziggy. Ziggy, the growing pup that he is, really likes food. I mean REALLY likes food. A lot. So...while Dad was at work in the morning...and Mom was too...Ziggy went berserk in the treat cabinet and ate a bag of Eukanuba sample food, a bag of lamb supplements, my left-over prescription food from when I had my UTI, a box of Kong stuffin's (NOT the ones that say "Ziggies", either!!) and a bandanna. Ziggy subsequently blew up to over twice his normal size. Admittedly, he was actually larger than I was in his midsection. Lots of horka horka and messy poops ensued...and Ziggy had to go to the doctor's office. There, he sprayed poops on a greyhound, a 6 week old boxer pup and a collie mix with a REALLY creepy owner. They treated him for hours, and he's starting to shrink again, FINALLY. Mom was super worried about him, and so was Dad. Thanks to everyone who had their paws crossed for our Little Man.

Here are some pics of Z-man, before he consumed his body weight in food and treats:

I can fit under collapsible tables!

I like to eat snow, because my big brother does, and he's SO KHOOOOOL!!!

Later, I will post pics that Mom took of Ziggy after he gorged himself.

Woo!

Marls

I am quite the chef

Mom is really sick today - she was up all night hardly able to breathe. She's resting and taking lots of NyQuil today, and I thought I'd make her a nice lunch. So, I took out the pots and pans, and made some pasta.


I wanted to make sure that nothing went wrong, so I sat and waited for the water to boil:

Then Mom said, "Marley, a watched pot never boils..."

And I told her to go sit down and rest - I'd take care of it! And Ziggy was going to help, too!

But THEN she said "...and a watched Puppy never spoils."

And I completely ignored her, because I'm an independent big boy who does NOT need to be watched!

Woo,

Marls

My new label!

Did everyone see the A04's Blog?

Check out my new album - WOO!!

Illusions!

Many puppies are saying how big Ziggy is getting.

While I can and will openly admit that Ziggy is a lot bigger than the 4 pound lint ball that he USED to be, rest assure he is NOT anywhere near as large and fluffy as I am. It is actually an illusion, supported by my Mom's poor camera skills.

Example 1:

Here, it may appear to you that Ziggy is the same size as me, but this is not the truth! There is approximately 25 feet between the two of us. Ziggy is a whiny baby who doesn't like to explore as much as I do, so he stays by Mom outside. He also listens to what she says, and comes when she asks him to. What a horrible Sibe!

Example 2:

You will see that, in the background, I am resting peacefully as Aunt Erica tries in vain to catch up to Mom's super awesomeness on Wii tennis. I am so big and superior that I actually need the entire chaise lounge to myself. Again, you will find Ziggy on TOP of Mom, pretending that his head is the size of my ENTIRE BODY. Do not be fooled everypup! This is merely another optical illusion!

Now you can all sleep without a care in the world!

Woo,

Marls

It is FA-REE-ZING

Everypup, the windchill is currently 15 below. I actually do not like this. I don't even want to poop outside! I tried to poop in the living room, and Dad screamed "NONONONONOMARLEYNONONONO OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!"




Hey buddy, if you want to poop outside, be my guest. But I am NOT. Nope. I'm a people too. I get to poop where I wanna.

Also, Ziggy is gaining on me. Uh oh!

Woo,

Marls

Play dead!

Loki was watching from her secret spy spot....


...but I knew it all along.

So, I played dead:


...all evening...

NOT MOVING! I am so talented!

OK, fine, I was just really tired, and Loki's a weird spy-cat, but still!!

I spend all day being HAPPY - sometimes a pup needs some rest from all the excitement!

WOO - have a marvelous day! And KHONGRATS to Tubey for winning the Michigan primary!! Ziggy and I were very excited to hear of his vikhtory!

Marls