Rant!

1 - NO ZIGGIES ALLOWED ON MY BLOG!!!!

2 - How come Mom gets to drink the Adult Grape Juice, but she won't even let me try it? It makes her so happy! Doesn't she want me to be happy??


3 - It is going to be 45 degrees today. BOOOOOO.


4 - I want to eat out of the khatbox and Mom won't let me. Stupid!!



On the plus side of things....Tubey is banning joyless and rude people! Yay Tubey!


Here is a pikhture of my khuteness at Grandma's house on Khristmas:

My Sibernutter buds already khnow, but for those who don't, I did awesome job of giving the humans a heart attakhk on Khristmas. Grandma Fran's neighborhood does NOT have fences, and when Mom pulled into the driveway, I got REALLY excited! She opened the door to get out, and I FLEW from the bakhk seat, OUT the driver's side door, and tookh off into the night. Mom says that all she khould see was my fuzzy butt disappearing into nowhere. After hours of searching, calling the police and khrying, Mom and Dad went inside. Dad went out again, and I decided to khome bakhk. I had never been in that neighborhood before, but I khnew what was up! THEN, I decided to take a tour of OUR neighborhood last week!! I've seen it on walkhies, but I never get to sniff other people's yards. Apparently, the humans did not like that either. Whatever!

Here is me, being handsome in the snow:

And here is me, being way bigger than Ziggy. He's never going to be bigger than me, no matter what Mom and Dad say:


Have a great day!!
Marls

TAKEOVER!

Woooo puppies...it's me...ZIGGY!

Marley logged onto his blog and then ran off with all of my toys, so I am hijacking it for a day!!

He seems to like posting pictures of himself sooooo much....and he DOESN'T like posting any of me...which just isn't fair to any of you, so here we go. Here are a few snaps of me, doing the things that I do best:

I am a sleepy cute dognut.

I like to hide behind my parents!

I am still figuring this snow thing out...

...and sleeping on human heads is the BEST!!

I'll post ONE of my big stupid brother just to get him off my back:

Marley, being the big mama's boy that he is...when he's not busy running away.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYPUPPY!!!!

Ziggy Smalls

I'm here, I'm here!

Ha woo, everypup - just an FYI - I am HERE, and we have TONS of new pawsome pics to share, but Mom has been too mean and hasn't let me use the computer. Rude.

I will update tonight, hopefully. I have many holiday adventures to share. Ones that my Mom REALLY appreciates.

Woo!
Marls

New logo - THANKS Tubey's Mom!

Check it out!!

You will notice that there are no Ziggys on it. I think we all know why! It's just me, telling my Dad what he is supposed to do for me, as it IS "Marls in Charge"...NOT "Marls' Human in Charge". I think that it is very fitting, especially in time for Christmas!



MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! May you have a safe, happy and peace-filled holiday. With lots of treats. And snow. And no evil cats.

We will be spending Christmas at our Grandma Fran's - VERY EXCITING! I will report when we return!

(My Mom doesn't have photoshop - BOO!!)

Christmas woos,

Marley (and Ziggy too, I guess!!!!!)

Invasion of the C(un)IA

CALLING ALL PUPS!

If you see these cats - DO NOT TRUST THEM:

Bones, a.k.a. "The Blade", a.k.a. "Shredder"

Hobbies: eating paper products, hiding deviously under things, giving scary looks, trying to steal human laps from Huskies

Hideouts: Her Cat Condo, underneath the kitchen table, on the kitchen table, on the kitchen chairs, on a human lap

Loki, a.k.a. "The Dufus", a.k.a. "Madam Talksalot"

Hobbies: Interfering with Husky business, jumping off of the refrigerator, talking incessantly

Hangouts: On top of the couch, on top of the fridge, on top of the cabinets...really anywhere she can be on top of something

(My apologies to Miss Tia in advance - we know you're on the right side of this war!)

Loki and Bones, who previously have acted as our allies, have shown their true colors! Ziggy innocently was tackling Loki (who follows us EVERYWHERE) to give her kisses, and I came to help. Lo and behold, Secret Agent Bones comes out of NOWHERE and swipes at both Ziggy and myself! I believe that Bones was under the impression that we were trying to get secret C(un)IA information out of Loki...and that Loki was about to give it up!

DO NOT TRUST THESE FELINES!!

This is serious business!!

WOO.

Marley

ZIGGGGGGGGGGGGY

Ziggy likes licking frozen metal and getting his tounge stuck.

This is because he is _________________. What would you guess?

WOO.

Ziggy, before the snow, smelling for frozen metal parts!!!!

Mom is lazy!!!!!

OK, so her camera's flash is also broken, which makes it hard to take pictures at night....which is just problematic. So there are no images of my cuteness or anything. A new camera is on her Christmas list, so hopefully Santa Paws will come through!

I will tell you the following, though:

1 - I ate 4 sticks of butter this morning. And it was delicious. Now Mom says I am "unbearably gassy". WHATEVER!

2 - Ziggy is getting bigger and has quite the 'tude. Today he yelled at me just for sniffing the Christmas tree. NOT COOL, Ziggy.

3 - Mom got her Harnessed to Hope cookbook, featuring yours truly (and NOT Ziggy). I expect lots of good treats to come.

4 - Mom won't stop talking about her grains. She keeps saying, "Marley, be quiet, I have a my grain!!!" That isn't even proper grammar! And I don't see any grains!!!!

5 - I love snow!

6 - Mom does not love yellow snow!

7 - Dad is afraid because Mom is going down to see Aunt Erica graduate from Nursing school this weekend. He thinks Ziggy and I will most likely eat him alive. I would say that he is pretty much on the mark with that one.

Mom on the left, Aunt Erica, R.N. on the right! (And Dad in the white shirt in the background!)

8 - That's all!

Woo,

Mars Bar